Founded in 1997 by world renowned bug lover and scientist Dr. Cornelius Cragmite, the I.R.M. (Insect Rights Movement) supports a world where bugs have equal rights under the law. He implores members to find others who will help to stop the senseless slaughter of our insect friends. Do you realize that even as you are reading this article, countless millions of bugs will meet their untimely end in all manner of horrific deaths. In fact, recent government funded research suggests that up to 1 million bugs are callously executed every minute of every day. Stomped to death, squished, squashed, pulverized, euthanized, burned, gassed and poisoned by toxic chemical weapons and yes, even eaten.
As hard as it is to believe, countless insect brethren have been eaten in wholesale buffet palaces in Asia. The only saving grace being the fact that far more insects are allowed to breed and live freely in these same establishments. These people simply do not yet realize that bugs are sensitive creatures, and that they have feelings, just like us. How can we allow this type of horrific mass murder continue?
Another recent government funded research project suggests that bugs can be used to combat global warming. Based on statistics and studies provided by a locally renowned Indian professor, the cooling effects of beating bug wings and the ability of bugs to absorb excess carbon dioxide emissions could be of tremendous importance in winning the war against increasing global warming and increased levels of CO2 in the atmosphere. In the photo shown below, you can see an African tribesman, relaxing in the cool breeze generated from a swarm of friendly locusts.
Another equally impressive study by the Zeitghister Movement, suggests that bugs who have died by natural causes could be harvested and burned as a clean low emissions fuel in generating plants to provide enough energy to supply the worlds needs for the next 10 billion years. The following photo shows a collection of bug fuel being used in a pilot generating facility in Norway.
As if these two big benefits are not enough, recent breakthroughs by I.R.M. scientists have led to clothing lines that are constructed entirely of living insects and are therefore bug friendly and approved for use by the I.R.M. A sample winter bee ensemble is shown below for reference.
Please join us and the countless masses of other I.R.M. members in our fight to save the worlds precious insect resources. If you see one of our members wearing the patented I.R.M. uniforms shown below, please help out by donating.
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