Solutions Inc in partnership with SurvivorJunkies Inc and Better Homes, Gardens and Survival Camps Magazine are proud to be the exclusive distributors for the all new RAMBO Survival Phone. Whether you are just lost in the wilderness, or the lone survivor of a horrific zombie attack and the end of civilization as we know it, you simply must have one of these survival phones.
And of course, it includes a fully functional Nokia 6500 mobile phone. Just think of it, if you happen to be stranded close enough to a cell phone tower somewhere, and your batteries haven’t run out yet, you can send sms text messages to Facebook to post updates on your survival status or maybe even call for help if you are the wimpy type.
Each survival phone comes with a water tight compartment that holds 2 matches, a fish hook and line, 3 needles and a handy dandy compass which will tell you which way is north. You really can do it all with this survival phone, chop wood, sharpen sticks for neat spears or bow and arrows and so much more. Just think of it, you could carve out a sleek dugout canoe from a log or even build that dream survival hut you’ve always knew you could build. A word of warning though, if you want to build a fire with the survival matches, please do wait for a very calm day. Still not convinced? Maybe a few genuine customer testimonials from our hundreds of happy buyers will help you to make up your mind.
A. Cameron of Sludgepool U.K. writes “Dear Survival Phone, I can’t thank you enough for this great product. Recently, on a hiking trip to the Himalayas, I got separated from my group and quickly became lost in the wilderness. Using your knife, I was able to survive for 2 weeks by killing and eating 3 Yetti’s and then managed to build a hot air balloon using some large leaves and a few sticks and vines. I was finally able to fly myself to safety.
B. Ballknot of Webegone Indiana writes “Dear Survival Phone, Your survival phone saved my life. I was stranded in a mind boggling corn field in Iowa and thankfully, using your survival phone I was able to construct a cell phone tower made out of only corn stalks, silk and corncobs and was able to call for help.
Annoymous of No Address writes “Dear Survival Phone, I can’t thank you enough for this great product. I had somehow become stranded in downtown Los Angeles with no car, no money and no hope. Thankfully, with your survival phone, I was able to carjack a nice SUV that stopped at a light, and with the peoples cash and credit cards I was able to live quite nicely for like 2 months. Thank You Survival Phone.
I’ll bet by now you are probably thinking a survival phone like this might be too expensive for you. Well, you couldn’t be more wrong. If you act now, the RAMBO Survival phone can be yours for only 6 monthly payments of $99.95 plus a small shipping and handling fee. And, if you are one of the first 500 customers, we will even throw in this great Survival For Dummies book at no additional cost.